Blockstreet: Market Mayhem

BLOCKSTREET: MARKET MAYHEM 📈

A Chaotic Real-Time Trading Card Game Where 1980s Wall Street Meets Crypto Mayhem

4–8 Players | 10–15 Min per Game · Learn it in 5 | Ages 7+

⚡ ALREADY PRINTED. SHIPS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

The First Edition is 100% self-funded and already in our warehouse: linen-finish cards, custom box, done. No 12-month factory wait. Back it today → it's at your door for the holidays.

Extremely Limited First Edition Run: Only 1,000 units exist worldwide with the original launch print run.

No turns. No waiting. Just shouting.

Blockstreet: Market Mayhem is the party card game where everyone trades at the same time.

Shout how many cards you want to swap — "TWO! TWO! TWO!" — but never what they are. Trade face-down with anyone brave enough. Collect all 9 of one market, scream "BLOCKSTREET!"… and pray nobody slipped you the Bear.

You're not trading stocks. You're trading these.

Eight of the dumbest markets imaginable: - Cat NFTs: Own a JPEG. Dominate the future. - Lambo Options: Calls only go one way: to the moon. - Avocado Toast Futures: Smash profits, not expectations. - Memecoins: Because logic is bearish. - Gold Chains: Diversify your drip. - Fax Machine Corp: Printing stonks since '84. - Cordless Phones: Unlimited minutes. Limited futures. - Retro Vinyl IPOs: Analog assets. Infinite vibes.

We built this for people who love loud game nights, bad decisions, market jokes, and shouting "TWO! TWO! TWO!" at 11 PM.

How to play (in 3 steps)

1. Trade. Pick cards you don't need (all the same market), slap them face-down, and shout the number. Someone shouts the same number? Swap. Never say what you're trading. Never lie about how many.

2. Ride the Bull, dump the Bear. - 🐂 The Bull is wild: it completes any set. But get caught holding it without winning? −5. - 🐻 The Bear is toxic: −5 if it's in your hand at the end. Sneak it into your next trade. Smile while you do it.

3. Call it. Got 9 of a kind (or 8 + the Bull)? Scream "BLOCKSTREET!" Round over. Winner +10. Call it falsely? −10, and everybody saw.

Every round, the market changes

Here's where Blockstreet goes beyond a classic trading game: 10 Event Cards rewrite the rules each round.

• Fax Jam: total silence. Trade with gestures only.
• Pump & Dump: one-minute lightning round.
• Flash Crash: some cards hit the table face up. Grab the win.
• Handshake Protocol: secret teams. Greed is good, loyalty is optional.
• Gas Fee Surge: burn cards, then the table votes whether you're bluffing.
• Airdrop: every 30 seconds, new cards fall from the sky.
• …plus Wall Street Bets, Animal Spirits, Insider Trading and Business as Usual.

Climb the Bull Run from Retail to Whale, or shuffle them for pure Decentralised Anarchy.

What's in the box

• 80 Commodity Cards (8 markets × 10)
• 2 Bull Cards + 2 Bear Cards
• 20 Event Cards (10 events × 2)
• 4 Team Cards (Margin Mages vs. Stonk Saints)
• 8 Voting Cards (Certified Block / Forked It)
• Score pad + rulebook (with a QR code to the how-to-play video)
  

Pick your position

•  🟢 FLOOR TRADER (CHF 16): Just the core game at Early Bird pricing. 
• ⭐ HERO BUNDLE (CHF 28) [BEST VALUE]: Core game + Pen + Sticker Pack + Enamel Pin + All Community Unlocks. 
• 🏬 SYNDICATE 6-PACK (CHF 98): 6 copies at wholesale rates for local shops & game clubs + Pen, Pin and stickers.

 👉 Select your reward tier in the sidebar to lock in your First Edition copy!

7. CHECKOUT ADD-ONS

• 🧢 Embroidered Wall Street Visor / Cap: +CHF 25 (Retro 80s trading floor style)
• 📌 "Market Crash" Enamel Pin: +CHF 8
• 🏷️ Vinyl "Meme Asset" Sticker Pack: +CHF 4
• 🖋️ Exclusive Blockstreet Trade Foor Pen +CHF 5

Backer Milestones

The game is already printed, so we're not holding back components. Instead, every milestone adds free extras to every box: - 50 backers → a free high-gloss logo sticker for everyone ✅ - 150 backers → a free Meme Asset sticker pack for everyone - 300 backers → a free Flash Crash pin for every Qualified Investor and above - 500 backers → Secret. (A new printable bonus Event Card designed with backers' votes)

Shipping & timeline

• Oct 20: campaign live
• Nov 9: campaign ends, surveys go out the same day
• Late Nov / early Dec: shipped from Europe warehouse. Before Christmas.
• [Shipping regions + "all customs fees included" or the honest alternative]

Who we are

We're Cristina and Henry, a couple living in Zurich who host way too many game nights. Blockstreet started as a joke about the meeting point between traditional finance and blockchains, and turned into 1,000 printed boxes. We just want your next game night to be loud.

10. Join the community

Website: www.blockstreet.ch

Instagram: @blockstreetmm

YouTube: @blockstreetmarketmayhem