Grumbly Gremlin

Grumbly Gremlin, which got it's name from my wife's nickname, is a 1 vs all asymmetric polyhedral dice game where the choice is yours.  Will you be one of the gallant Gremlins guarding the ship the Glorious Grand Galleon, Gallywix Generation Group, Grumbly Gremlin?  Or will you be the kinetic keen Kraken threatening to shiver me timbers?  The Gremlins are assisting their glorious governor, the Golden Goblin Gremlin across the treacherous open waters, desperate to reach the Kingdom of Seven Hollows before trouble takes tremendous toils to their trek.  The knowledgeable Kraken keeps knocking, knowing karma’s kiss. Choose which side you will guide to knightly knowledge, keeping kingdoms kooky.

My wife tends to get ganged up on by the kids whenever we play any game.  My solution?  I made a game where you're supposed to gang up on 1 player, but that player has the tools to take it.  The klutzy Kraken, through top-notch tendencies can pick the Gremlin group apart.  However, groovy gatherings gleefully guarantee glory for the Gremlins.  

Using nothing but polyhedral dice to play, you can take this game with you anywhere.  The eye-catching scene on a compact box which easily fits in front of the books on your shelf means guests ask about it, and before you know it you're 10 waves deep in an glorious, knuckle gripping kerfuffle.

The ease of learning, quick playtime, and flexible player counts make this ideal for killing time when 5 of you show up for your epic dungeon campaign, but the other 3 are an hour late.  You showed up ready to throw dice!  Now you can, no waiting.

My wife and I are using this game to (hopefully) start a company called GremlinDwarves.  If we get enough from support from all you lovelies reading this, we will eventually release 3 distinct polyhedral dice games, each with their own themed dice, all in the same universe.  Each game will play independently of each other, but will make references to each other.  Furthermore, my goal is to eventually release multiple editions with artwork so you can put all the boxes together into a full mosaic for true collectors (and lots of dice for the goblins).  Help us make our dream come true??