The Book of Meme Spells- A D&D 5E Supplement

What's Included

The Book of Meme Spells is a 20+ page 'zine that brings the content from your favourite Musclemancer (@chezaidan) and Dad Bard (@dicecreamsandwich) to the D&D table! Inspired by the original 80's gaming magazines we all know and love, the Book of Meme Spells is a D&D 5E/5.5E supplement that brings comedy straight to your home game. The base book will include 15 spells, 2 subclasses, 1 unique monster, and 5 fun items, all based on the content of @chezaidan and @dicecreamsandwich

Free Preview PDF

Download a FREE PREVIEW of The Book of Meme Spells! This 7-page Preview PDF includes samples of the biggest elements included in the book: spells, magic items, and subclasses.

Subclasses

Bring the Musclemancer to life at your home game: a wizard subclass that brings the brawn to your brain in at your D&D table. Who decided that wizards should be squishy anyways? Overcome your greatest weakness as an Unarmored Battle Mage, make sure you've always got options up your sleeves with Never Disarmed, and level up your physique using Arcane Gains.

Think your table needs more Dad Jokes? Anyone can be a bard, but it takes someone real special to be a Dad Bard. Be the father figure your party needs with Because I Said So, and make sure to keep their spirits high with Listen Champ, We Gotta Do Better. 

Spells

Cast Tungsten Balls at the BBEG or inflict Razor Scooter to the Shins on your fellow party members! Your spellcaster can learn these spells and more, including Mouth Full of Sand!, Permanent Eyelash in Eye! or Testicular Torsion! to make the baddest of them all quake in their boots. WARNING: Each spell is tongue-in-cheek but not all may be appropriate for adventurers under 13. 

Monsters

Does your party think they have what it takes to take on the Displacer Squirrel? Launching hundreds of magical squirrels to steal the party's precious loot, this magical rodent will have your party in tears (we can't guarantee the tears will be from laughter though). If they can see past the arcane illusions, your brave adventurers will face off against an ancient beast with an arsenal of stolen artifacts so old, they won't know what hit them.

Items

Unleash the Boogie Woogie Cannon against your next foe, boost your allies with the Silver Wind Shards or devastate your nemesis using Taurine Torrent. Whatever class you play, you'll get a chance to join the ranks of the meme-wizards.

AI Policy

We value and believe in the power of human creativity; that's why we guarantee that every aspect of this project is 100% AI-free.

Tiers

Please be advised that all designsare drafts and are subject to change.

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Shipping

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The Creators

GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We are Aidan and Kevin, two nerds with a passion for creative and comedic whimsy. If you’re reading this, you’ve come in search of lore. Kevin is a Games Master/ Dungeon Master with extensive knowledge of TTRPG gameplay, and Aidan is a Wizard. Both want to give back to the community that brought them so much joy, love, laughs and hey, a job. This is our gift to you.

Artwork by Jaki King @heyitsjaki (Lady Killers, BG3 Colouring Book, Lore Olympus), French illustrator 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐑 (@mounier.ro), Assistant Writer and 5.5e Game Designer Victor Cruz aka CamunonZ (@ camunonz), Project Manager and Graphic Designer Anastasia Parr (@mrs.dicecreamsandwich)

Help

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