THOT Crimes

Welcome to THOT Crimes, not just another heist game, a slutty heist game.

Why THOTs?

We live in a world where the sexually liberated are looked down upon, degraded—in a not fun way—deplatformed, assaulted, arrested, and told that they deserve it all and much more for daring to violate social norms. A massive army of purity culture warriors are rising, tearing down everything in their path, fueled by hatred and a fantasy that they’re being victimized by not being given authority to impose their own morality as law and purge the “sexual degenerates” from public view. And in that world, it's much better to be a slut than someone who thinks “slut” is an insult. And of course, because they can command…

The Power of Orgone!

Oh, I’m sorry, did you not think there was going to be a metaphysical aspect to this game?
First discovered in the 1930s, orgone is a mysterious and powerful sexual energy that flows through all persons places and things, and specifically released during sexual activity. And the more raw sexual power one possesses, the greater their ability to tap into and manipulate this force. And in a culture becoming more and more repressed, branding even the most mildly sexual content as “gooner shit,” the pent up supply or orgone is easier to tap into than ever, erupting at the slightest touch.

Why Crimes?

Listen, I could try to claim that I’m making some bold statement by creating a scenario in which the disempowered are empowered to fight back against those who most embody the oppressive system that exists exclusively to protect the property of the wealthy while keeping the undesirables “in their place,” but the fact is that you don’t need to be told that the people running everything are bad, nor do you need some grand noble reason to want to enjoy indulging in the fantasy of hurting people who are free to hurt whoever they want without consequence.

Also, I’m pretty sure I have to say that this game is fiction and does not endorse or encourage committing crimes against anyone—especially our benevolent billionaires and corporate overlords. But I am allowed to encourage being sexually-permissive, so I am very much doing that.

The Game

In THOT Crimes you take on one of five roles in a sexy gang of slutty criminals

• Mastermind: Making the plan, keeping everything running smoothly, and getting called “boss” in a way that is both respectful and sexy.
• Muscle: Cracking heads, busting down doors, and when all else fails, blowing shit up. Basically making obstacles go away in the least subtle way possible.
• Infiltrator: Picking locks, hacking security systems, getting everyone inside, and hopefully keeping them alive long enough to get out.
• Scout: Gathering information and creating distractions, no matter how many guards they need to seduce to do so—probobly fewer than they actually do.
• Wildcard: The unstable “X factor” of the gang, the one with the hyper-specialized skills that come in handy at just the right time… or not.

Add to that exciting—and sexy—traits like Bimbo, Dommy Mommy, Power Bottom, and Clussy to create a unique sexy criminal with a unique set of both sexy and criminal skills. Then use your Tits, Cock, and Hole—figuratively and literally—to pull off orgone-enhanced capers like heists on nepotistic billionaires, sabotaging the schemes of monolithic corporations, stealing some lemons—hey, it’s a classic for a reason—or just sowing chaos and destruction in a society that very much wants you to be neither seen nor heard.

Featuring a simple and flexible system of assigned rolls that allows you to decide if you’d rather play it safe or succeed at a cost. 

And of course, using the power of orgone you can enhance your abilities to near superhuman levels, allowing you to violate the laws of the universe in an aggressive, but consensual way. And if you run out, you can always find someone to extract some from.

Okay, well what do I get out of supporting this degenerate trash?

• PDF Copy: Digital copy of THOT Crimes, delivered through Itch.io
• Print Zine: Physical copy that you can hide under your mattress with the other smut. 
• Community Copy: PDF versions of the guide made available to the community for free!
• Signed and Numbered Zine: Print zine signed and numbered by me, making it more valuable. Numbers will be sent in pledge order—i.e. The first person to pledge for a numbered copy gets number 1/X.

Shipping is included in the pledge price. Shipping to the U.S. only. Do not back this expecting me to ship to other countries, I cannot possibly make that more clear.

Wow, that sounds great, but I’m worried that it might be too spicy for me and/or my local government.

Understandable, gotta be careful with these kinds of things. This game contains no explicit sexual descriptions or imagery. However, the text specifically references sexual organs and sexual activities in a casual manner, images featured will be suggestive and may include nudity, and the rules do expect that characters will engage in sexual activities in the course of normal gameplay—also that players may do so as well.

However, if you unironically use the term “gooner shit” and are expecting this to be some kind of parody of sexual degeneracy, you are going to be very disappointed—and probably angry—all the pro-sexual-degeneracy content is 100% genuine.

Who Would Make Such a Wonderful Thing?

I would, Z Gosck, tabletop games reviewer, educator, and designer of such games as Punktopia, Penetrating the Veil, Satanic Panic, Dinosaur Erotica, and 3 Raccoons in a Trench Coat (published by Steve Jackson Games). With over a decade of designing, writing, editing, and publishing TTRPG products, I have shown time and time again an ability to create fun unique products, and deliver them without incident.

Also, as evidenced by being the designer of Penetrating the Veil, Dinosaur Erotica: The Role-Playing Game, and THOT Crimes, a very strong supporter of sex-positivity and expression, and vocal critic of the current and increasing wave of censorship attempting to snuff out any kind of sexual content.

100% Human Made

No generative AI will be knowingly used in any part of this project. Unfortunately, as the layout design relies heavily on stock photos, I cannot guarantee that no generative AI has been used in the creation or processing of those images before they get to me. As being an inherently-dishonest technology used exclusively by dishonest people, there is a tendency to lie about using generative AI when it’s more profitable to pretend they aren’t.